Playoff Predictions
So now that week one is over what do you guys think........? Well @KATACLYSMIC13 decided to grace you guys with his playoff predictions.
So here you go.......
In the AFC our playoff teams are by seed:
1) Denver Broncos
2) Cincinnati Bengals
3) Houston Texans
4) Buffalo Bills
5) Indianapolis Colts
6) Pittsburgh Steelers
So we get Pittsburgh @ Houston, Colts @ Buffalo, with Broncos and Bengals getting the bye.
(Wildcard) Steelers vs. Texans. I think Houston Finally has the offense to compete in the playoffs against a tough team. The Steelers are old in areas and young in others. In the end speed wins out so I think the Texans win this game handedly 38-17 and move on.
(Wildcard) Colts vs. Bills. The Bills are my super surprise team. I think they run the ball and play consistent defense, but Luck will go into Buffalo and get his first of many playoff victories. The legend begins. Colts 24, Bills 13.
(Divisional Rd.) Colts vs. Broncos. This gives us the playoff matchup of our dreams Colts vs. Broncos. Luck with Peyton’s old team coming into Peyton’s new home. CBS and NBC will fight to the death for this game with a bloody Chris Collingsworth exiting the ring victorious. But to the game, the Broncos win this one easy. Luck will be held back by a subpar defense, this is only the beginning for him. Colts 24, Broncos 38.
(Divisional Rd.) Texans vs. Bengals. This is a rematch game, actually the rematch to the rematch. The Texans have knocked the Bengals out of the Playoffs the last two years. Not this year. I love how the Texans improved this year, but I just feel a certain way about the Bengals. I think Dalton is a VERY good QB, AJ is a top 3 WR, and Mike Zimmer’s defensive team of misfits causes opposing offenses fits. Texans 14, Bengals 17.
(AFC Championship) Bengals vs. Broncos. There will be plenty of made up narratives to sell this game. For me again it’s the Bengals misfit defense vs. Peyton Manning. I love Manning; I personally feel he is the best QB to ever grace this earth, unless Jesus decided to play. Can you imagine the anticipation Jesus would have when throwing to one of his disciples out of the break? He knows the defenses hearts and mind, without using a recording device? My mind is blown. Ok, back on track The Bengals win a nail biter. The ignorant Manning haters hail Cheating a@# Brady as the best ever, forgetting he cheated for ALL his superbowl victories. Bengals 38, Colts 35.
The AFC will be represented by what I think is the most complete team in the AFC. Am I wrong? Most likely. But I loved their draft, I think this team has naturally progressed and gotten better and better over the last two years.
In the NFC we got:
1) New Orleans Saints
2) Seattle Seahawks
3) Green Bay Packers
4) Washington Foreskins
5) St. Louis Rams
6) San Francisco 49ers
In the NFC we get 49ers @ Green Bay, Rams @ Foreskins, with the Saints and Seahawks getting the wildcard bye.
(Wildcard) 49ers vs. Green Bay. This is a week 1 rematch that has not been played as I write this. So I will harp on the rematch of the ass kicking of the century. When Kapernick ran untouched for four quarters against the Packers defense. I think the packers play better, but still lose. 49ers 24, Green Bay 21.
(Wildcard) Rams vs. Foreskins. The Foreskins limp into the playoffs with Kirk Cousins at the helm. (Thanks Jerry Jones for letting our rivals get two QB’s capable of leading them to the playoffs consistently before we get one. F@#$!!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$kkkkkkkkkkkk). Yes Bob3 went down to his third ACL injury week 4. Regardless of the starting QB, the Rams have the better defense and if you can’t tell by now, I always go with the better defense. Rams 17, Foreskins 9 in this middleweight bout.
(Divisional) 49ers vs. New Orleans. The Niners have the better defense and the better run game, but their secondary is non-existent and against Sean Payton that’s the worst weakness to have. The Niners may body bag a few Saints players, but will still get bombed on because they didn’t body bag Drew Bress. 49ers 27, Saints 45. (B.o.B by Outkast should be played behind this highlight reel).
(Divisional) Rams vs. Seahawks. This game will be a Heavy weight fight. The Rams will give the ‘Hawks everything they want and then some, but I think the Seahawks will absorb the blows. But walk out of this game bloody and victorious. Rams 10, Seahawks 21.
(NFC Championship) Seahawks vs. Saints. The rematch of that vaunted upset when the Saints lost to the 7-9 Seahawks in the wildcard playoffs. Side note: I was the only person I know that said the Seahawks would destroy the Saints. I had two great reasons 1) Defense and 2) BeastMode. In 2013 the Seahawks will destroy the Saints for four reasons 1) Overall Defense 2) That defenses secondary 3) BeastMode and 4) Russell Wilson. Seahawks 47, Saints 24.
(Superbowl) Bengals vs. Seahawks. I’ll preface this. Due to market size Roger GODdell will hate this matchup. I F’n love it. Two good offenses, two good defenses, two unheralded coaches. This is the matchup I want. Unless the Cowboys can sneak in, but that would mean Garrett doesn’t get fired. So this is a matchup I want. It’s a nice low down, back alley, steel cage match. The two teams are filled with players that have been cut, traded away, or passed over by other teams in the draft. Round of f@#king applause for these two great coaching staffs. The NFC is way more competitive than the AFC this year, which will give the Seahawks the extra juice to get by the Bengals. Bengals 13, Seahawks 24. Now let’s all bask in Pete Carroll’s sideline strut.
So here you go.......
In the AFC our playoff teams are by seed:
1) Denver Broncos
2) Cincinnati Bengals
3) Houston Texans
4) Buffalo Bills
5) Indianapolis Colts
6) Pittsburgh Steelers
So we get Pittsburgh @ Houston, Colts @ Buffalo, with Broncos and Bengals getting the bye.
(Wildcard) Steelers vs. Texans. I think Houston Finally has the offense to compete in the playoffs against a tough team. The Steelers are old in areas and young in others. In the end speed wins out so I think the Texans win this game handedly 38-17 and move on.
(Wildcard) Colts vs. Bills. The Bills are my super surprise team. I think they run the ball and play consistent defense, but Luck will go into Buffalo and get his first of many playoff victories. The legend begins. Colts 24, Bills 13.
(Divisional Rd.) Colts vs. Broncos. This gives us the playoff matchup of our dreams Colts vs. Broncos. Luck with Peyton’s old team coming into Peyton’s new home. CBS and NBC will fight to the death for this game with a bloody Chris Collingsworth exiting the ring victorious. But to the game, the Broncos win this one easy. Luck will be held back by a subpar defense, this is only the beginning for him. Colts 24, Broncos 38.
(Divisional Rd.) Texans vs. Bengals. This is a rematch game, actually the rematch to the rematch. The Texans have knocked the Bengals out of the Playoffs the last two years. Not this year. I love how the Texans improved this year, but I just feel a certain way about the Bengals. I think Dalton is a VERY good QB, AJ is a top 3 WR, and Mike Zimmer’s defensive team of misfits causes opposing offenses fits. Texans 14, Bengals 17.
(AFC Championship) Bengals vs. Broncos. There will be plenty of made up narratives to sell this game. For me again it’s the Bengals misfit defense vs. Peyton Manning. I love Manning; I personally feel he is the best QB to ever grace this earth, unless Jesus decided to play. Can you imagine the anticipation Jesus would have when throwing to one of his disciples out of the break? He knows the defenses hearts and mind, without using a recording device? My mind is blown. Ok, back on track The Bengals win a nail biter. The ignorant Manning haters hail Cheating a@# Brady as the best ever, forgetting he cheated for ALL his superbowl victories. Bengals 38, Colts 35.
The AFC will be represented by what I think is the most complete team in the AFC. Am I wrong? Most likely. But I loved their draft, I think this team has naturally progressed and gotten better and better over the last two years.
In the NFC we got:
1) New Orleans Saints
2) Seattle Seahawks
3) Green Bay Packers
4) Washington Foreskins
5) St. Louis Rams
6) San Francisco 49ers
In the NFC we get 49ers @ Green Bay, Rams @ Foreskins, with the Saints and Seahawks getting the wildcard bye.
(Wildcard) 49ers vs. Green Bay. This is a week 1 rematch that has not been played as I write this. So I will harp on the rematch of the ass kicking of the century. When Kapernick ran untouched for four quarters against the Packers defense. I think the packers play better, but still lose. 49ers 24, Green Bay 21.
(Wildcard) Rams vs. Foreskins. The Foreskins limp into the playoffs with Kirk Cousins at the helm. (Thanks Jerry Jones for letting our rivals get two QB’s capable of leading them to the playoffs consistently before we get one. F@#$!!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$kkkkkkkkkkkk). Yes Bob3 went down to his third ACL injury week 4. Regardless of the starting QB, the Rams have the better defense and if you can’t tell by now, I always go with the better defense. Rams 17, Foreskins 9 in this middleweight bout.
(Divisional) 49ers vs. New Orleans. The Niners have the better defense and the better run game, but their secondary is non-existent and against Sean Payton that’s the worst weakness to have. The Niners may body bag a few Saints players, but will still get bombed on because they didn’t body bag Drew Bress. 49ers 27, Saints 45. (B.o.B by Outkast should be played behind this highlight reel).
(Divisional) Rams vs. Seahawks. This game will be a Heavy weight fight. The Rams will give the ‘Hawks everything they want and then some, but I think the Seahawks will absorb the blows. But walk out of this game bloody and victorious. Rams 10, Seahawks 21.
(NFC Championship) Seahawks vs. Saints. The rematch of that vaunted upset when the Saints lost to the 7-9 Seahawks in the wildcard playoffs. Side note: I was the only person I know that said the Seahawks would destroy the Saints. I had two great reasons 1) Defense and 2) BeastMode. In 2013 the Seahawks will destroy the Saints for four reasons 1) Overall Defense 2) That defenses secondary 3) BeastMode and 4) Russell Wilson. Seahawks 47, Saints 24.
(Superbowl) Bengals vs. Seahawks. I’ll preface this. Due to market size Roger GODdell will hate this matchup. I F’n love it. Two good offenses, two good defenses, two unheralded coaches. This is the matchup I want. Unless the Cowboys can sneak in, but that would mean Garrett doesn’t get fired. So this is a matchup I want. It’s a nice low down, back alley, steel cage match. The two teams are filled with players that have been cut, traded away, or passed over by other teams in the draft. Round of f@#king applause for these two great coaching staffs. The NFC is way more competitive than the AFC this year, which will give the Seahawks the extra juice to get by the Bengals. Bengals 13, Seahawks 24. Now let’s all bask in Pete Carroll’s sideline strut.
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