You should become a man and grown a BEARD!

I know your like how does this men get such a luscious mane of hair. I will tell you about that at a later time. But into then I will give you a few pointers that will hold you over. Then I will give you my top ten reason to try to grow a awesome face scarf.

If your beard doesn’t connect.... you should not grow a beard. Please hit the escape key and let it go. A beard should be one continuous, lush carpet. Otherwise you look sickly, like you just got over a terrible illness. Don’t get creative!! Your beard should not have sharp angles or any peculiar features. Your face is not a canvas, its a face let the hair grow. Be careful if you’re fair-skinned! Blonde beards tend to display more weakness than strength…(This is no shade toward #teamlightskin but fact) Ok enough of that lets get to the important stuff. Reasons you should become a man and grown a BEARD!

Reason 1
It instantly turns any man into a bada** (Its like having a machine gun on your face)

Reason 2
Every beautiful woman you meet will want to to touch, stroke, pull and possible roll around in your amazing beard

Reason 3
Real men grow beards if not your just a women with no boobs

Reason 4
It makes you appear smarter or wiser(Take Gandalf from lord of the rings for example)

Reason 5
In times of crisis, people always flock to a bearded person(Check the stats I dont make this stuff up)

Reason 6
In emergencies, it can keep you and your friends warm

Reason 7
You can hide things in it such as tools, snacks and even you nun chucks(Where do you think Chuck Norris keeps his)

Reason 8
When all else fails the beard doesn't

Reason 9
Give the world a middle finger with your face

Reason 10
A face without a beard is like a tortilla chip without salsa - POINTLESS!